The only salvageable funny moment from Lindsay Lohan’s return to SNL was the Real Housewives of Disney sketch, in which Lohan plays a weave-wearing Rapunzel.

Source:
http://jezebel.com/5890298/the-real-housewives-of-disney-will-ruin-your-childhood

A trailer filled with nearly everything that makes John Carter worth going to see: Alien creatures, political intrigue, Taylor Kitsch in a loincloth, Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris, and lots of inventive, fantastical action….

But is it enough to save this Disney movie?

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http://www.movieline.com/2012/02/28/will-action-packed-final-trailer-fix-things-for-john-carter/

Disney animated films arent all sweetness and light.

Heres our list of the studios 11 darkest moments…

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http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/1244743/the_11_darkest_disney_animated_movie_moments.html

A trade report last month suggested that Disneys March sci-fi tent pole John Carter was in serious trouble owing to Pixar vet Andrew Stantons relative inexperience directing live-action film, citing rumors that production reshoots and late-game rejiggering had bloated the budget from $200 million to as much as $300 million.

However, speaking with press Thursday, Stanton called the report a complete and utter lie.

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http://www.movieline.com/2012/02/17/a-complete-and-utter-lie-the-fact-fiction-and-fury-behind-john-carters-woes/

“Don’t cry.

Disney owns the rights to that emotion.”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvXo4sGB7zM

Acid trip landscapes and undead wizards: a look at the gems and oddities of Walt Disney Pictures’ darker years

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http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/12/the-dark-and-obscure-gems-of-the-disney-vault/249549/

Apparently, the House of Mouse is also a factory for sexy starlets.

Complex.com: The original buyer’s guide for men.

Source:
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/11/the-20-hottest-former-disney-stars