For hundreds of years, America had run without its own Star Chamber until Ashton Kutcher took it upon himself to create “Punk’d” in 2003 and righted social order.

Unfortunately, American society has gone without the show for more than four years. Our system of celebrity checks and balances is off. We need street justice for those who only walk on streets covered with red carpet.

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http://clutch.mtv.com/2012/01/31/punkd-wish-list/

Ashton Kutcher will produce a revival of his prank series, with a rotating group of celebrity guest hosts, including Bieber and Cyrus.

Yay?

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http://tv.ign.com/articles/121/1215565p1.html

Ashton Kutcher has profited immensely from Twitter.

His Twitter presence in large part, drove his rise as a celebrity venture capitalist. But now things have gotten tough, so he’s quitting.

Source:
http://gizmodo.com/5858343/ashton-kutcher-is-a-cowardly-quitter

Plus: The Crypt Keeper maybe returning from the dead, Community and Parks and Recreation book great guests, and CBS releases another photo of Ashton Kutcher as one of its Two and a Half Men.

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http://www.tv.com/hbo-sets-premiere-dates-for-boardwalk-empire-luck/story/26369.html

CBS Leslie Moonves made the first joke seconds into the networks upfront presentation, saying hed be on stage for two and a half minutes.

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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ashton-kutcher-two-a-men-189903

The actor has been closing in on a deal to replace Charlie Sheen on the No. 1 TV comedy.

Source:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ashton-kutcher-s-two-a-188238

Some people will do anything for fame and money.

Brittney Jones, the girl who claims she had an affair with Ashton Kutcher will. She’s now trying to auction off a sweater she claims Kutcher gave her. And it looks like she’s going to get a lot of money for it!

Source:
http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Ashton-Kutchers-Mistress-Puts-Sweater-on-eBay/102041.html