If Wikipedia is to be believed, Casey Anthony spends her days living in an undisclosed location, taking online courses in the pursuit of an undergraduate degree.

Out on conditional bail and attended by assistants, a secluded Julian Assange prevails. Michael Vick makes a point of hiding in plain sight, a feat made easier by frequent injuries and short memories. Right now, somewhere in Manhattan, Lana Del Rey is in the back seat of a limo, plotting