On Wednesdays Daily Show, Jon Stewart debuted a new segment entitled Lowes: Balls of the Week, in which he catalogs some of the most outrageous, guffaw-inducing statements recently made by public figures.

Watch in the clip embedded via Comedy Central, in which Herman Cain makes Barbara Walters ears bleed, Mitt Romney questions the conservative bona-fides of Newt Gingrich, and we meet the newly crowned Baller of the Week.